Shiteman | For Your Sick Ears...

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For Your Sick Ears...

by Shiteman

Obscene novelty songs about deviants, drinking & bodily functions, mixed in with poker night jabber & the exploits of everyone's favorite foul-mouthed Grandma make for quite a unique listening experience. This is the rubber dog s*** of music & spoken word
Genre: Spoken Word: Musical Comedy
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  Song Share Time Download
1. Stylus
0:04 album only
2. For Your Sick Ears...
1:05 $0.75
3. Fartin' Around (With Grandma)
1:36 $0.69
4. Wipe The Disk
1:16 album only
5. Oscar's Doggerel (In Am)
2:24 album only
6. Them Dumb N*gga Blues
2:30 album only
7. Livery Service Review (With Grandma)
1:12 album only
8. John's Voodoo Incantation
0:22 album only
9. Jägermeister
1:35 $0.99
10. Challenge
0:16 album only
11. Brick & Stone (A King's Plight)
3:00 album only
12. Playa Could Play His Game
2:20 album only
13. Dirty F'N Whore
2:12 $0.99
14. Trojan Field
1:15 $0.75
15. Breakin' Down The Walls (With Grandma)
2:05 $0.99
16. Essen Meine Scheiße
1:01 $0.99
17. 1 in 5 Chances To Loose
1:57 album only
18. Blue Organ
1:33 $0.99
19. Johnny's Circle
0:24 album only
20. Dancers In The Dark (Remix)
2:45 album only
21. Welcome Back Gang Bang
0:40 album only
22. F*ck You, I'm Drunk!!!
2:03 $0.99
23. Fin
7:05 album only
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.


Album Notes
"What the hell is this shite?" - Well friends, this shite is "Shiteman." Shiteman is what happens when a bunch of blithering alcoholics from Queens (NYC) get together to drink, play cards, fart, and arrange songs about many of the great contributors to our society.

Originally launched back in 1999 via online music distributors and file sharing networks, the project known as Shiteman has defecated it's creations into the ears of many wandering web surfers; assisting in bringing attention to the amateur, Novelty/Satire genres of various independent music sites with classic tunes and notorious spoken word bits such as: "Old F'N Man", "Big C*ck", "Mr. McShite", "A Letter To Guinness", "The Adventures Of Grandma", "Bad Chinese Food", & "Boooooooty!!!" - These, & other notable tracks were adored by many, & despised by even more, with thousands of downloads & plays on the now defunct, & substantial sales of the releases "Sh*t-Faced", "Another Load Of Shite!!!" & "Greatest Sh*ts".

After a 2-year hiatus, the group of inebriated degenerates briefly assembled once more to put together another album of sordid, immature shite. Unfortunately, all the masters of this project were lost when a hard drive crashed during the mixing process. This would seem to be the end of Shiteman... however, in late 2007, a quick-erased CD-RW containing a collection of rough mixes from those sessions was discovered in a computer software bin, deep in the bowels of John McGreal's basement. Soon after being recovered with undelete software, some of these tracks were released in streaming format on Myspace, while others were leaked to shock sites like those on the "Sick Site Network" - however, never before have any of these tracks been released together in album form... until now. Finally, after over 3 years of computers crashing, websites shutting down/being pulled for content, and other delays/dickin' around, Shiteman's got some sh*t "For Your Sick Ears..."

"For Your Sick Ears..." is over a half an hour of alcoholism & mental instability channeled into a bizarre, mocking style of humor contrived around music. Included in this collection are the Myspace favorites "Blue Organ", "Essen Meine Scheiße", "Dirty F'N Whore", "Them Dumb N*gga Blues" and a cover of the classic Bondo tune "F*ck You, I'm Drunk!!!" - Mixed in with these, & other odd tunes are spoken word segments featuring the legendary "Grandma" & clips of some of the drunk bastards themselves, playing cards & fart-knockin’ around.
The overall tone of the album is varied; some of the tracks are just juvenile & ridiculous (e.g. "Jägermeister" & "Brick & Stone") while others get very graphic & offensive (e.g. "Oscar's Doggerel" & "Playa Could Play")... That's to be expected though, as Shiteman has made a name for themselves telling the tales of sick & disturbed individuals, often from a 1st person perspective with only slight undertones of sarcasm. So, if your easily offended, you might want to check out something else by someone more safe, like "Weird Al" (or one of his many imitators). Most would file an album like this in a genre of Comedy or Novelty... but to be truly descriptive, this album needs it's own genre of "What The F*ck?"

This compilation of "Shite" is definitely not for everyone, in fact the majority of you should just turn around now & save your money, as your time has already been wasted... however, this would be a great addition to any adult novelty/dirty comedy music collection, and is a must have for fans of Shiteman and/or random internet "shock humor".
So sit your ass, and grab a beer - you're gonna need it, as McGreal & Co. flip through a variety of stations broadcasting over the airwaves of "Shittyside" - taking you on a filth laden journey, with tales of perverts, drunks, whores, irregularity, unsolicited homo-eroticism, and much more of the sort.

***This album is composed of satire, parody and/or social commentary. No endorsement or affiliation to any person, product, organization or behavior/doctrine is intended.***



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dj daf

parody par excellence
To describe Shiteman's music as anything other than a twisted tour de force would be doing it an injustice...

Having downloaded "A Letter To Guinness" way back in 2003, I knew there and then I liked their music; tightly produced and unashamedly funny: the song is up there with Weird Al's better releases.

Now, 5 years later, the group is back toting a full length album that doesn't disappoint.

Essen Meine Scheiße is a superb take on the EBM scene of Europe, Blue Organ wonderfully mocks The White Stripes, and Them Dumb N*gga Blues is quite simply brilliant.

If you're looking for an album to accompany a serious session on the singing syrup, then buy this CD... It's very hard to come by better drinking songs than those offered by this group.