Mike Polk Jr. | No One's Even Listening

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No One's Even Listening

by Mike Polk Jr.

This album sounds like it was recorded on an answering machine in a windstorm.
Genre: Spoken Word: Comedy
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1. I Explain Why This CD Sounds Terrible.
2:24 $0.99
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2. I Don't Shovel.
1:28 $0.99
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3. One Semester of Spanish Love Song.
2:52 $0.99
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4. My Family Gave Up On Me And I Made $11,000 Last Year.
2:56 $0.99
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5. I Wrote Three Letters To My Student Loan Officer.
4:24 $0.99
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6. Fuck You, Hipsters.
2:15 $0.99
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7. I Made This Track For the Ladies.
2:39 $0.99
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8. I Wrote A Letter To My Aborted Child.
4:04 $0.99
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9. I Love You To Infinity (feat. Ludacris)
3:13 $0.99
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10. I Got A Traffic Camera Speeding Ticket.
1:00 $0.99
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11. I People Watch At The White Trash Beach.
4:53 $0.99
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12. Am I In A Gay Bar?
1:57 $0.99
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13. I Think That I Might Have A Chance.
3:08 $0.99
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14. I Went To A Gentleman's Club.
4:49 $0.99
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15. I Went To A Wedding Last Night.
5:17 $0.99
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16. This Isn't My Worst Gig.
4:36 $0.99
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17. I Make Love To Women With My Music.
1:47 $0.99
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18. I Like Little League Baseball And I Have A Shitty Car.
3:34 $0.99
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19. I Kill Some Time By Reading You The Newspaper.
1:53 $0.99
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20. Jim Tews' Uncle Addresses The President.
4:45 $0.99
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21. Cleveland Tourism Songs.
2:33 $0.99
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22. Thanks for listening! I also sell weed.
1:11 $0.99
Downloads are available as MP3-320 files.

ABOUT THIS ALBUM


Album Notes
Cleveland-based Comedian Mike Polk Jr. takes you on a poorly-recorded journey through the finest taverns, libraries, and hotels in Cleveland.

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Alex

I haven't listened to the album yet...
... but we all watched that stuff on Youtube, so I know it's gonna be so good.
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Dominick deRosa

Well...
It would seem that there isn't any other reviews of this "Audio Gold" that is the Mike Polk Jr. No One's Even Listening Stand-up recording with some added songs and time waster's in between. I found this fact to be both shocking and offensive, unike the Album itself, which is just a family friendly trip through the magical world, that is Mike Polk Jrs. Stand-up career. If you find yourself struggling with the decision on whether or not you should buy this Collection of side-splitting comedic genius, then let me help you with that. There is nothing you can ever do in this or any lifetime that would be as good of a decision, as buying this album. Nothing you ever do in your meaningless, pointless, and let's be honest, just awful existence, will ever amount to anything even remotely close to spending the measly $9.99 it takes to pleasure your ear holes.

Of course I'm kidding, and this was one of the worst decisions I have ever made, and wish I could go back in time and murder myself, before ever making the decision to give money to Mr. Mike Polk Jr. for allowing me to waste my money on this Sewage Waste in the form of a CD.
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